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earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

(via alphabitches)

emson:

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

FUCK

(Source: clockest, via imoisnotonfire)

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

(via itisanartform)

anusking:

a shrine to our god

(via distressedwhale)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via heart)

(Source: dweebery, via danisnotonfire)

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

(via dontbelievethefools)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via scarletkensington)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via assmemes)

amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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(via irishmushroom)

daft-pun:

(Naruto joke)

(Source: maxofs2d, via livingintheasylum)

(Source: vinegod, via jacobtheloofah)

bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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(via arctic-tern)

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar